About Everclear Northwest
The herd, the house rules, and the fine print 🦄
What is ECNW?
Everclear Northwest is a 1-night, 21-and-over room party parody of a certain beloved all-ages pony convention — thrown by fans, for fans, with significantly more proof and significantly fewer badges.
It was founded last Tuesday, when somepony at a pre-con planning meeting said "you know what this con needs?" and was immediately, enthusiastically wrong in a fun way. A tradition was born. Nopony has fully explained it since.
Everclear Northwest is a fan-made parody event and private room party. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sanctioned by Everfree Northwest, Pegasi Northwest, or Hasbro in any way, shape, or hoof.
House Policies (The Elements of Responsibility)
Honesty
Real ID checked at the door, 21+ no exceptions. McLovin does not attend this party.
Kindness
Consent and respect, always. "No" is a complete sentence, and we mean it.
Laughter
Embarrassing karaoke stays in the herd. What happens at the mic, stays at the mic.
Generosity
Bring a mixer to share. Nopony wants to drink Everclear neat, and we will not be testing that theory.
Loyalty
Nopony walks home alone. We call rides. Every time. No exceptions, no debates.
Magic
The Designated Sylveon — our sober host for the evening — outranks everypony, including the DJ.
Mascots
Barkeep
An impeccably groomed stallion who measures every pour with a jigger and a healthy amount of judgment. Has strong opinions about garnish. Will not free-pour, ever, on principle.
Chaser
A pegasus who exclusively brings you water and snacks, whether you asked for them or not. Widely regarded as the real hero of the party.
Ribbon
The party's resident Sylveon, who wins every argument by being adorable and insists the mocktail is "the strongest drink here, emotionally."
Choose Your Vibe 🎨
Night mode for the party. Pastel mode for the soft souls, the Sylveons, and anypony whose eyes need a hug.
FAQ
Is this real?
It's a room party and a parody website. Very real cocktails, very fictional convention.
Are you affiliated with Everfree Northwest?
No! Go to everfreenw.com — it's wonderful, and it's all-ages.
What do I bring?
ID, a water bottle, a mixer to share, and snacks. In that order of importance.
Where is it?
Room: ask a pony who knows.
Can I come if I don't drink?
Absolutely — best snacks in the stable, and a full zero-proof menu waiting for you.
Do furries count as everypony?
Obviously. Ponies, furries, Pokémon — if you have a fursona, a ponysona, or you're just here as a very confident Sylveon, you're family. 21+ still applies to all species.
Contact
Find a pony wearing a lanyard that says "ask me about ECNW" and ask them about ECNW. That's the whole system. It has never once failed.